A rapper of the early 90's who became really successful. But having his idea of a "plan" as he called it he spent all his money on stuff he did not need. In other words he thought he could make money but his life style could not be covered by his music so he went bankrupt. MC Hammer can often be seen in the Central Valley of Cali "Thats northern cali" do to the fact he now lives in a small one bed room house in Tracy. MC Hammer can also been seen in Modesto Cali time to time.
Having spent my days in Modesto I have seen MC Hammer a few times and met him 5 times. Among other things George Lucus "Maker of Starwars and other films" can be found going to Modesto being he was born and rasied here. Being his parents still live in the area.
by Woogy April 5, 2005
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(n) an Oakland rapper from the early 1990s named Stanley Kirk Burrell who liked to wear parachute pants while performing his MANY hits:
1. U Can't Touch This (1990, #8)
2. Have You Seen Her (1990, #4)
3. Pray (1990, #2)
4. 2 Legit 2 Quit (1992, #5)
5. Addams Groove (1992, #7)
6. Pumps and a Bump (1994, #26)
I have to take issue with the unfair characterization of M.C. Hammer as a one-hit wonder: he may be bankrupt and washed-up, but give the man credit for his multiple hits! Hasn't he suffered enough, going through life as a black man named Stanley?
by BeardedFatass May 15, 2004
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1. A popular rapper who made alot of money, than turned around and realized he spent it all.

2. A fight move when you threaten and threaten until you really have to fight and the other guy realizes that you are a p*ssy. (How me and my homies use it.)
1. Mc Hammer: Can't touch this!
Guy: They shouldn't of let you touch the money.

2. Guy 1: What happened.
Guy 2: I MC Hammered a guy.
by Lil' Pimpin' May 30, 2006
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Good vibes Hip Hop that everyone enjoyed during the late eighties / early nineties. Fell off with the influx of gangsta rappers in the early-mid nineties. Tried to sport some new school (for early-mid nineties), but shit wasn't happenin'. Personally, I wonder if some of his fallin' off was because some heads were jealous. Finally made a decent comeback with some religious shit. Apparently, he now lives a humble, less glamorous, and more ordinary lifestyle.
MC Hammer was hot in sports scenes. He became noticed rappin' outside Oakland Colliseum. His hits were definitely amongst the orginal "Jock Jams."

His music was obviously hot on dance floors, and is still played at many cheesy white people weddings. Well, ok, he was awesome. Awesome!
by Great White Boy October 21, 2008
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A very cool rapper guy from the eighties/early nineties, is NOT a one hit wonder.
His greatest works include "U Can't Touch This", "Here Comes the Hammer", "Too Legit to Quit", and "Turtle Power".
by Amanda Leigh Phillips August 3, 2003
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To have sex with a woman during her menstrual cycle, hence the name. M (enstrual) C (ycle) Hammer (well, duh, i hope i don't need to explain this one)
He figured it was all right to give her an MC Hammer in the jacuzzi.
by m00 November 16, 2004
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You can't touch him
You can't touch MC Hammer.
by Kindagawky2 January 12, 2010
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