Maymar

The month of May when it feels like it did in March. March 2017 came in like a lion and went out like a lion. April showers didn't stop in May to bring the flowers it just changed to hail.

Best not plant any new flowers during Maymar - you don' t know if the rain will feed them or the hail will freeze them.

Maymar by lazylama May 12, 2017

Mackem Mammaries 

Also see shit tits

There must be something in the water in Sunderland that produces the absolutely worst tits in the country. Some great looking arses but horrible haunting tits

Maybe its the salt in the sea air or maybe its the amount of kids they have or the amount of drugs they do who knows 🤷

Careful I picked up on a Sunderland twang there, she probably has mackem mammaries

Mackem Mammaries by Working Class Hero November 25, 2020

Mayared 

A word once derived from the jungles of africa to describe destruction due to the hungness of an elephant, the human african males were thought to have somehow inherited this gracious gift and had a reputation of injuring other females. This tool was also used for protection to chase away other predators!

check out that that girl over there in that wheelchair shes just been mayared!

Mayared by Bongoe December 18, 2011

repressed mammary

Some titty you done tried to forget.

Them tittys was knockin 2getha 4eva how could he of had a repressed mammary damn they was fine!

repressed mammary by NiraMillson December 21, 2016

Good stuff, Maynard! 

Originally used in "The Many Lives of Dobie Gillis" a sit-com that ran from 1959 to 1963. The main character, Dobie Gillis, used it when talking with Maynard G. Krebs. Krebs was played by Bob Denver, who later became known as Gilligan of Gilligan's Island. The line was later used in a Malt-O Meal commercial.

"Hey, look how he fixed that! That's good stuff, Maynard!"

Good stuff, Maynard! by Aggie80 July 12, 2017

Maynard, Yeah!

An expression one would use when exited or after compulsively shitting thou pants.

Or used by an individual who has a rail to use.

Won won: I just killed your dog.
Roonie: Maynard, Yeah! I never liked hemart anyways!!!

Maynard, Yeah! by Jimothy Adams November 12, 2020

mammary suffocation 

Covering of the airways with female (sometimes fat-ass male) breast(s) for an extended period, resulting in Asphyxiation.

A common accident, seen in activities such as motorboating, BDSM, cowgirl stylecoitus and cockboob sandwiches.
As mammary suffocation requires both airways to become immersed and enveloped in plentiful amounts of adipose breast tissue, it usually involves breasts (racks,knockers,bazingas,tig ol bitties, boobies,etc.) of bat-shit epic proportions.

In recent years, popular culture has depicted mammary suffocation in such a way as to emphasize its epicly awesome nature. An unnamed survey reported 9 out of 10 men would give up their left nut, if it meant that their eventual cause of death would be via mammary suffocation.

See also: Hindenburg Disaster, For whom the cowbell tolls, rackout, Hooker Headlock

Jim: "Bro, Helga has such a big rack. I could motorboat those all day everyday."

Bob: "You say that now, but everyone else who's tried ended up dead from mammary suffocation."

Jim: "AWESOME. I'm in."

mammary suffocation by Ike21 April 27, 2014