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A word once derived from the jungles of africa to describe destruction due to the hungness of an elephant, the human african males were thought to have somehow inherited this gracious gift and had a reputation of injuring other females. This tool was also used for protection to chase away other predators!

check out that that girl over there in that wheelchair shes just been mayared!

Mayared by Bongoe December 18, 2011

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mayered

When someone gets so completely drunk that they dont speak inteligible English. Shit-faced.

Did you see Bill last night? He was mayered. I think he went home with that fat chick after he pissed in Mikes car.

mayered by Kevin Mayer May 25, 2006

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Mahared

The act of falling out of a golf cart while trying to retrieve a golf ball

Dude, be careful when you pick up that ball. You don't want to get Mahared.

Mahared by Johnjunks November 27, 2018

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Mayered

Anally penetrated

Oy, Arlene! Have you been mayered? You’re walking funny

Mayered by Mrsteeeeeeeeve November 14, 2018

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mayaremowho

someone who is hot, useful, helpful, hotter than everyone!! if you have a moot called mayaremowho you should be grateful that she even followed you

"omg look at that twitter account"
"whats her user?""
"mayaremowho, shes so hot"

mayaremowho by by taylorsmatch April 13, 2022

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Mayfred

MAYFRED. A charming boy who treats any girl right and will stay loyal to you no matter what! Really secretive and kind of bipolar!😂He always has a big smile on his face and is willing to do anything ! He’d give his love ones the world if he could !!

Omg we should go hiking “YEAH LETS INVITE MAYFRED THOO!

Mayfred by handylover318 March 11, 2023

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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