A relationship with one person around 50 and one person in their 20s. One person is far along life, as October is far along the year. Both people are adults, this doesn't mean pedos.
an unnecessary phrase that precedes a story or a bragging statement.
most often used by people who are trying to sound mysterious/coy/cool, but it simply annoys the person they are talking to.
sometimes followed by "but definitely did" to make the phrase twice as useless.
Nerd: I may or may not have, but definitely did just solve the math problem first.
Normal Person: You're annoying, shut up.
Caitlin: I may or may not have met Miley Cyrus yesterday!
Mike: What do you mean 'may have'? Did you or didn't you?
Caitlin: I did!
Mike: Well you could've just said so.
a form of lmao (laugh my ass/arse off) that can be said in real life rather than just on the internet for comical effect.
sarah: 'i saw this thing on the tv about this really fat woman who put a fish under her breasts to defrost it then forgot about it and went to the doctor complaining of a lump she feared could be cancer she could feel in her breast. the doctor pulled out the fish and told her it was ok it was just a fish'