sarah: 'i saw this thing on the tv about this really fat woman who put a fish under her breasts to defrost it then forgot about it and went to the doctor complaining of a lump she feared could be cancer she could feel in her breast. the doctor pulled out the fish and told her it was ok it was just a fish'

clive:'lmao'

lmao (luh-may-oh)

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak