A gateway touch is a good way to touch a woman and figure out if you can keep touching and talking sexual with her at work without getting reported, often starts with a subliminal massage.
Hey look at me I'm a d**k. I work in local government. Think I might start with a gateway touch and then ask the women to go swimming, maybe talk about fetishes, maybe I will run my finger up her leg, maybe put my body up against her body, maybe bring a book about vagina and pubic hair to work, maybe call her magic fingers in a meeting, see if it makes her uncomfortable, I did the gateway touch and she didn't report me, maybe I might tell her I can get it up. If she reports me I'll say lots of words like I can't remember, words like maybe and um and Uh. I should be able to get away with it.
by Allegedly... October 18, 2019
CEO : Do you have any frisking permits to go with that sexual harassment complaint.
Harry Frotteur: fuck yes, you gave it to me
Harry Frotteur: fuck yes, you gave it to me
by Allegedly... October 18, 2019
by Allegedly... October 18, 2019
by Allegedly... November 05, 2019
It's the words coming out of a local government when they realise there is no way she is signing an NDA
Woman : sorry means admitting EVERYTHING you did. I'm not signing that NDA. P.S. love that audio of you admitting enough you can't get me for defamation by speaking the truth
Matturbation : Oh Shit, Oh Shit, Oh Shit, Oh Shit
CEO : Oh Shit, Oh Shit, Oh Shit, Oh Shit
Matturbation : Oh Shit, Oh Shit, Oh Shit, Oh Shit
CEO : Oh Shit, Oh Shit, Oh Shit, Oh Shit
by Allegedly... October 18, 2019
Non disclosure agreement
When you have done bad things and you and the CEO don't want people to know so you try and push a woman into signing an NDA
When you have done bad things and you and the CEO don't want people to know so you try and push a woman into signing an NDA
Hi I'm Mr Matturbation. I can't believe you won't drop this lawsuit. Sign the NDA FFS so my wife will believe my bullshit.
by Allegedly... October 18, 2019
It's what a married guy named Matt aka Harry Frotteur has to resort to for the next year or two when his wife knows he is in some serious fucking trouble
Hey look it's Matturbation isn't that the guy who brought a book about vagina and pubic hair into work after touching that woman and his wife knows he's guilty and now it doesn't matter if he can get it up
by Allegedly... October 18, 2019