Definitions by Allegedly...

Dicknesia 

When a person has been a right asshole but seems to have no recollection of it

Soz Mal, I can't remember I mean I have Dicknesia

Dicknesia by Allegedly... November 5, 2019

Gateway touch 

A gateway touch is a good way to touch a woman and figure out if you can keep touching and talking sexual with her at work without getting reported, often starts with a subliminal massage.

Hey look at me I'm a d**k. I work in local government. Think I might start with a gateway touch and then ask the women to go swimming, maybe talk about fetishes, maybe I will run my finger up her leg, maybe put my body up against her body, maybe bring a book about vagina and pubic hair to work, maybe call her magic fingers in a meeting, see if it makes her uncomfortable, I did the gateway touch and she didn't report me, maybe I might tell her I can get it up. If she reports me I'll say lots of words like I can't remember, words like maybe and um and Uh. I should be able to get away with it.

Gateway touch by Allegedly... October 18, 2019

Harry Frotteur 

Another name for a pervert who likes to put his body against women without their consent

Oh my god it's Harry Frotteur aka my old boss, quick run before he uses your body to get the hard on he says he can.

Harry Frotteur by Allegedly... October 18, 2019

Dumblecunt

When you are such a sick fuck perv that you give a woman the choice of nicknames Matturbation and Harry Frotteur to choose from.

That's right the Dumblecunt admitted to enough dirty shit on a tape that I possess that he can't sue me for defamation by calling him Harry Frotteur or Matturbation. Hahahahaha what a Dumblecunt

Dumblecunt by Allegedly... October 18, 2019

Matturbation 

It's what a married guy named Matt aka Harry Frotteur has to resort to for the next year or two when his wife knows he is in some serious fucking trouble

Hey look it's Matturbation isn't that the guy who brought a book about vagina and pubic hair into work after touching that woman and his wife knows he's guilty and now it doesn't matter if he can get it up

Matturbation by Allegedly... October 18, 2019

Frisking permits 

Get out of jail free cards for perverts (only valid at work)

CEO : Do you have any frisking permits to go with that sexual harassment complaint.

Harry Frotteur: fuck yes, you gave it to me

Frisking permits by Allegedly... October 18, 2019

Matturbate

When you are a guy named Matt and your missus is hell pissed at you this is your new favorite verb.

Hey I'm Matt and I'm in the shit, guess I gonna go Matturbate

Matturbate by Allegedly... October 18, 2019