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Mattification 

Mat-ti-fi-ca-tion

The romanticization of everything that is stressful. Taking part in everything you hate acting as if you love it, non-denial of stress, and doing every activity non-tirelessly let it be personal or interpersonal.
James: I took the initiative in all the programs of the Student Council, and my schedule is very full. I'm so tired.

Phoemela: Why don't you let go of some of your activities, so you can take a rest?

James: No.

Phoemela: James, you're mattifying.

James: Yeah, the mattification has started.
Mattification by Drag Adik October 9, 2022
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mutual mystification 

During a act of cooperation, negotiation or decision making all parties withhold knowledge or information that either prolongs the process or completely destroys any chance of reaching the best possible result for all parties.
In order to "one up" the other both the sales and design teams created mutual mystification byfailing to disclose important exceptions and outlyers in their data that had the ability to compromise any final decision thusly
mutual mystification by Craig H. November 2, 2006

rattification 

When something is approved, such as a requested cell move, after a prison rat informs on one of his previous homies in order to get what he wants.
Yessiree, after the rattification process is complete, you’ll have your long awaited exclusive weenie row cell.
rattification by Dr Bunnygirl September 3, 2019

Psycho-magnification 

Psycho-magnification is the process by which interpretations of events/thoughts/action get magnified or exaggerated exponentially (till a point at which it defies logic) as the thought passes through different psyche levels.

Process example : Person 1 to 2 : "Mike was stung by a bee"... Person 2 to 3 : "Mike was stung by a giant bee"... Person 3 to 4 : "Mike was stung by a giant man-eating bee and escaped only because Batman saved him."... Person 4 to 5 : "Mike is a giant man-eating bee and he ate Batman"
Mike's experience with the bee bite was subject to a brutal amount of psycho-magnification.

MTVification 

The lowering of an entire generation of IQs by offering a television offering that is the adult version of teletubbies. Woo! I'm showing my fake boobs! Woo! Now the boys will like me!
The Girls Gone Wild videos represent the further MTVification of American Culture
MTVification by snausages333 October 20, 2006

Mamification 

Used as a term to described a death. Death by mamification. When one is suffocated by being smothered by breasts.
"John died last night"
"Oh my god how?"
"Mamification. Jane smothered him with her boobs."
Mamification by heartvalo March 10, 2013

mortification 

an awesome christian heavy metal band that blows deicide out of the water
SATAN SUCKS
mortification by Anonymous August 21, 2003