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battification

The process of memorizing lots of data.
Battification is a must, to study for GRE.
by Typical_Indian December 23, 2011
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rattification

When something is approved, such as a requested cell move, after a prison rat informs on one of his previous homies in order to get what he wants.
Yessiree, after the rattification process is complete, you’ll have your long awaited exclusive weenie row cell.
by Dr Bunnygirl September 3, 2019
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Magazine Beautification

When you draw on models or people in magazines and beautify them by drawing mustaches, unibrows, devil horns, ect.
Sue: Damn thats such a gnarly picture of Jessica Alba!
Jan: Duh I've been working my Magazine Beautification skills to make her extremely sexy.
Sue: Wow. I thought it was her actual face.
by Justine Wala March 3, 2008
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Barbification

The process of become a Barb or a die-hard Nicki Minaj stan. It starts out with learning all her songs by heart and ends up with a pink wig thick ass.
Lola: Have you seen Ciara ! She came to school with a Pink wig on, she must have been listening to the Pink Friday album!

Ray-Ray: I heard she got into barbification and is trying to be Nicki Minaj's number one fan!
by CiarasCattyCunt February 21, 2021
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Beastification

Wow! That catch was pure beastification!
by anthonyhelms15 July 16, 2009
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Barnification

1. The idea that we all don't advance much above that stupid Barney the Dinosaur song, "I love you..." The most popular "musicans" sing simple stupid songs while gyrating around the stage in strange outfits putting on bizarre performances, distracting people from the fact that they have no actual musical talent...Yet everyone sings along as if it's brilliant, just like three year olds to Barney.
2. The ability of people to do or believe whatever everyone else is telling them to do or believe without thinking for themselves
Watching Rianna drag her finger along the bottom string of a guitar while people in the audience were "awed" by her guitar playing talent, I realized Barnification was in full force.
by Keelster August 14, 2010
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Barthification

Adding many unnecessary letters to a word for emphasis. Accentuate every normal consonant with t, s, c, h, w, k, or whatever you find appropriate. There are two varieties of Barthification: Normal and Extreme. Normal Barthification results in a word that sounds very much like the original when read. Extreme Barthification results in a word that is very different and hard to interpret.

Named after the pioneer of Barthification, Edward Alan Bartholomew.
(Normal) Wench = Whaiyentsches
(Extreme) Motorcyclists = Schmouyaiwoutouieyaierschtaiyaicktuelleyeischtes
by Grahf March 1, 2005
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