Mattanese

The language of the MATT

I speak fluent Mattanese

by Milo Crybaby May 6, 2020

manganese

1. Someone who is overly enthusiastic about reading manga.

2. Manganese is a chemical element in the periodic table that has the symbol Mn and atomic number 25. It is a gray-white metal, resembling iron and is quite brittle.

1. That dude Elliot is manganese. Wait, he's just wapanese.

2. I knew this dude who tried to smoke Manganese and died. (not really)

by Flingotravels May 16, 2006

Mattaes

A real cool guy who's name people dont have because its so awesome and rare.

WOW man your awseome is your name Mattaes??

by Mangaman400 September 7, 2012

mattyness

(noun) another way to measure one's coolness; a very cool person has a high level of mattyness; alternate spellings: mattiness

Tyler does not possess much mattyness because he wears high tube socks.

You have a lot of mattyness, come be our friend.

by Whiteshizzle June 11, 2006

Manganese

The fictional inhabitants of manga (hence the name) and anime, who are for some reason almost exclusively Caucasian in appearance, despite the fact that most of them must be Japanese by ancestry.

The Manganese have many abilities that other human beings do not. They can dramatically vary the size of their facial features as well as generate a massive drop of sweat when they encounter suitable emotional stimuli.

by bbi5291 July 21, 2009

Macanese

Residents or natives of Macau, many Macanese people are fluent in both Portuguese and Cantonese. They are one of the coolest groups of people from Asia.

"Im American, what about you?"

"Im Macanese"
"NO WAY! i wish i was Macanese!"

by João Eduardo August 19, 2009

Methanese

1. The language used by meth monkeys.

2. The accent of a meth monkey caused by constant bruxism.

Methanese can be heard frequently in QT of Cartersville.

Is that white woman speaking Chinese? No, that meth monkey is speaking Methanese.

by Old Brown Dog April 2, 2015