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mantanesa 

1: Fake, phony; someone posing as something they're not.

2: perceiving something that opposes it's truth.
1. That girl is mantanesa. All she does it make up lies to cover herself up.

2. That's not Gucci, it's mantanesa.
mantanesa by Hanndddlleee January 19, 2017
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Phil Manansala 

Kickass Filipino guitar player of the metalcore band Of Mice and Men.Has amazing hair and is hot as fuck, right up there with Tony Perry.He always makes this poker face in pictures whether serious or casual and he looks like he's trying not to laugh. One of the most amazing people you'll ever find on the earth.
Girl 1: Man, who is that fucking sexy guitar player on stage next to the ginger?

Girl 2: Oh, that's Phil Manansala. He's a pussy destroyer.

manganese 

1. Someone who is overly enthusiastic about reading manga.

2. Manganese is a chemical element in the periodic table that has the symbol Mn and atomic number 25. It is a gray-white metal, resembling iron and is quite brittle.
1. That dude Elliot is manganese. Wait, he's just wapanese.

2. I knew this dude who tried to smoke Manganese and died. (not really)
manganese by Flingotravels May 16, 2006

Manganese 

The fictional inhabitants of manga (hence the name) and anime, who are for some reason almost exclusively Caucasian in appearance, despite the fact that most of them must be Japanese by ancestry.
The Manganese have many abilities that other human beings do not. They can dramatically vary the size of their facial features as well as generate a massive drop of sweat when they encounter suitable emotional stimuli.
Manganese by bbi5291 July 21, 2009
The place where all the asshats on MySpace come to get owned by the awesome El Presidente. If you are a whiner or offended easily do not enter! The Great State of MANtana consists of it's regular citizens, i.e. the men, and also it's breasted citizens, i.e. the most beautiful women on the planet.
"Sue... did you see the new MANtana blog?"
"Yeah, I sent hate mail to the writer, and he called me names and made me cry."
MANtana by Sunshine! January 12, 2009

Mattanese 

I speak fluent Mattanese
Mattanese by Milo Crybaby May 6, 2020
Mantana is an internet gang comprised of losers and rejects who back pat each other to look cool. They say things just to be offensive and outrageous, but mostly come off looking like douches.

They can be found on MySpace and Facebook trying to maintain any semblance of relevance.
Hey, did you see what Mantana said about Haiti? Yeah those little jerk offs always have something stupid to say.
mantana by CarlCannabis January 25, 2011
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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