Mattagement
Folks responsible for the disruption and destruction of an otherwise functional project, process, or company. Also, maladministered leadership or guidance.
Mattagement by anonymous May 2, 2021
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waist management
If you plan on getting into that old tux of yours, you'd first better get into some waist management.
waist management by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ January 2, 2014
Hloyal Management & Pr
Hloyal Management & Pr
H•Loyal Man•age•Ment & P•R
1.) Management, public relations firm that was founded in 2012 in Austin, Texas by William Boyd Harris Jr.
H•Loyal Man•age•Ment & P•R
1.) Management, public relations firm that was founded in 2012 in Austin, Texas by William Boyd Harris Jr.
Hloyal Management & Pr by William Harris of Hloyal October 17, 2019
Crisis Wall Management
(noun) - Posting a message on facebook that initiates a wall war between two friends that do not know each other which compels the poster to delete posts, send instant messages and texts to quell the skirmish.
Larry: Wow! What's was up with your post last night? You certainly had Jody and Lisa catfighting on your wall.
Vince: Yeah, I had to partake in some serious crisis wall management.
Vince: Yeah, I had to partake in some serious crisis wall management.
Crisis Wall Management by ITALUS September 10, 2011
Modest! Management
Management company based in London. Only famous for printing their name on pretty much all One Direction merchandise. Couldn't keep up with demands from Little Mix, Torments directioners everyday and ruined Aiden's career before it even started.
Modest! Management by MAX13171993 December 21, 2013
load management
A medical condition that compels superstar athletes to voluntarily or involuntarily, act like a canine that lacks a Y-chromosome.
load management by nefertiti_laker_fan February 4, 2019
Seagull Management
The seagull manager flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything then flies off again leaving a big mess behind
Seagull Management by Anonymous August 25, 2003
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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