Mattagement 

Folks responsible for the disruption and destruction of an otherwise functional project, process, or company. Also, maladministered leadership or guidance.

The project was progressing swimmingly until mattagement stepped in.

Mattagement by anonymous May 2, 2021

waist management 

euphemism for dieting / wordplay on 'waste management'

If you plan on getting into that old tux of yours, you'd first better get into some waist management.

waist management by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ January 2, 2014

Hloyal Management & Pr 

Hloyal Management & Pr

H•Loyal Man•age•Ment & P•R

1.) Management, public relations firm that was founded in 2012 in Austin, Texas by William Boyd Harris Jr.

I Work like that boy who started Hloyal management & pr.

Hloyal Management & Pr by William Harris of Hloyal October 17, 2019

Crisis Wall Management 

(noun) - Posting a message on facebook that initiates a wall war between two friends that do not know each other which compels the poster to delete posts, send instant messages and texts to quell the skirmish.

Larry: Wow! What's was up with your post last night? You certainly had Jody and Lisa catfighting on your wall.

Vince: Yeah, I had to partake in some serious crisis wall management.

Crisis Wall Management by ITALUS September 10, 2011

Modest! Management 

Management company based in London. Only famous for printing their name on pretty much all One Direction merchandise. Couldn't keep up with demands from Little Mix, Torments directioners everyday and ruined Aiden's career before it even started.

Man: That blokes new single totally flopped!

Girl: I bet he's with Modest! Management then.

Modest! Management by MAX13171993 December 21, 2013

load management 

A medical condition that compels superstar athletes to voluntarily or involuntarily, act like a canine that lacks a Y-chromosome.

LeBronze will be out tonight against the Golden State Warriors due to load management.

load management by nefertiti_laker_fan February 4, 2019

Seagull Management 

The seagull manager flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything then flies off again leaving a big mess behind

Seagull Management by Anonymous August 25, 2003