MATT

Masturbating After Touching Titties.

or

Masturbating After Touching Testicles.

Fundita: Fundo saw Matt at the strip club.
Fundala: Which strip club?
Fundita: I never asked his preference.

by authOOr February 16, 2007

MATT

Masturebating And Tickling Testicals

i had MATT over for the first time last night, i think i'll invite him back.

Ewwww! i just saw him MATTing!!!!!

by DazTheCowboy June 14, 2008

MATT

a male name usually given to an ugly haired freak with veiny arms

Girl 1: ewwww......you're going out with Matt?!?!

Girl 2: yeah sorry... Matt you're dumped

Matt: This always happens. i don't have any friends, i am a loser

by Jesue77 August 23, 2011

MATT

doesnt defuse bpombs

there was 5 seconds left on the bomb and matt was on the other side of the map

by bertman1218181 November 26, 2021

MATT

Matt stands for Man Attracted To Teenagers

That man was looking at my friend and I swear he was such a MATT

by Dr. Poop June 19, 2017

matt on matt

When Matt finds Matt sexual (AKA Matt the animated character)

Damn Matt on Matt action is great!

by Ariana Riverlyn October 9, 2017

A Matt

Describing a bad/clueless player that thinks they're doing good, even though they are completely useless.

"WOW you are such a matt"

by DisDaSing December 25, 2011