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Mapjob
It is a job where you need technical knowledge of an engineer and get the same pay of a Mcjob employee.
Maplin Electonics is a sort of place where you would find alot of Mapjob working for the company.
Maplin Electonics is a sort of place where you would find alot of Mapjob working for the company.
"Im a student, i work in a Mapjob where i get to solve
complex engineers questions and get paid £4.15 per hour"
complex engineers questions and get paid £4.15 per hour"
Mapjob by Employee X R2 December 28, 2008
MacJobby
matsobane
the one ,
the chosen one ,
the special one ,
whoever has this name is destined to win
(northern sotho/sepedi)
the chosen one ,
the special one ,
whoever has this name is destined to win
(northern sotho/sepedi)
matsobane by oxfordddddictionary August 2, 2021
majoble
majoble by Joy Gendzel February 10, 2005
Mawjob
Person 1: Look at this, Josh is giving a mawjob to Alexa. *Shows video to Person 2*
Person 2: Can't you see I'm fucking eating, put that away!
Person 2: Can't you see I'm fucking eating, put that away!
Mawjob by BlueHasFluffyPaws February 13, 2022
manjob
When one person of either sex inserts his or her fingers into a man's anus while manually stimulating his penis at the same time. This act is not to be confused with a reach around or anal sex.
manjob by Impossibility December 26, 2006
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026