Mathyu

The fucking amo, hacker, programmer and the best in everything ❤

I wanna be like Mathyu

by xMathyu November 22, 2021

Mathurbation

(n) The act of doing math and loving it.

After engaging in mutual mathurbation, Johnny and Sally walked away laughing with many equations in hand.

by MATHCAMP09 July 31, 2009

mathturbate

Doing math homework or writing a math portfolio (especially for IB) that is so EXCITING that you feel sexually stimulated in the process and have an orgasm once you're done.

Alan: Sorry man, I can't go see "I Am Legend" with you guys tonight because of this stupid IB HL Math Portfolio on the Koch Snowflake that I have to write...

Barzeen: Don't even bullshit me, Alan, I know you're just gonna jack off all night anyway.

Alan: Well, you're kinda right. I'm gonna mathturbate.

by aredotwice January 6, 2008

Matheus

The Most Amazing person in the world! It is said whoever has this name has powers to seduce every women in the world! People with the name "Matheus" also contain in them magical powers.

oh Matheus just made feed his pet unicorn

by Timmyturnerjr November 29, 2011

Mathura

Divine, sweet and angel-like.

She's the girl who you'd see once on a vacation and never forget about.
She's the girl who would give you everything you wanted and more because of her generous heart. The girl you would trust in a heartbeat. The girl you would confide in and is always there willing to help you. The girl who's the source of many people's happiness with her pretty smile. Her smile, it could light up the darkest of places. It could warm your heart instantly.

She's the girl who deserves the world but just settles with the oceans.

"I wish Mathura was here right now, she'd know how to brighten this place up!"

by m87251126 December 24, 2020

Mathturbation

(n.) The act of deriving equations just for the sake of deriving them, at no apparent gain to the student.
In verb form, to mathturbate is to perform such menial mathematical labor.
mathturbatory: characterized by excessive mathturbation

"The professor spent three hours deriving the equation on the board because he thought it would help us understand the concept better; really, however, he just confused us with his senseless mathturbation."

"The homework problem required hours of mathturbation, with the end result being a simple identity that appears in the index of every text."

by D. S. A. September 22, 2007

mathfuckery

the sense of confusion that a difficult math problem causes a person who is not good at math

I was trying to do my taxes, but the mathfuckery gave me a headache.

by Mom-Brain July 28, 2013