One of the best guards in the NFL for the Philadelphia Eagles. Andy Reid supporter. Twitter comedian. Temple Run Magician. Proclaimed idiot. Journeyman. Wants Katy Perry in the worst way. Will eventually catch a TD pass from Michael Vick.

Evan Mathis can block, but he can also trend on Twitter with the snap of a finger. Chuck Norris fears him.

Evan Mathis by PhreshPhillies January 7, 2012

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mathis miles

A member of the BuddhismHotline that is mentally challenged (retarded). It is said that Johnathon Hills has buried Mathis Miles under his house after abusing him multiple times, and the only other person that knows about it is a known caller of the program, Deus03

Mathis Miles is funny when he says 123 aboose

mathis miles by Vaporing July 9, 2018

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mathias furenes

One of the most gay people in excistence, smol pp energy and has not performed sexual acts, with WOMEN! Mathias Furenes is the type of guy to lick your ass until it gets sore, and then wait for it to regenerate so he can shoot the guy in the head and eat them like a canibal from the ass to the neck.

- Wow Mathias Furenes is moving to Vigrestad!
- Finally, I am so tired of him.

mathias furenes by ilikewomenandamstraight January 31, 2022

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Matheus

The Most Amazing person in the world! It is said whoever has this name has powers to seduce every women in the world! People with the name "Matheus" also contain in them magical powers.

oh Matheus just made feed his pet unicorn

Matheus by Timmyturnerjr November 29, 2011

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