Matayus 

An absolute sweetheart. They will always listen to you regardless of what their doing, or what your situation is.

Matayus' are rays of sun that are the FUNNIEST people, always good for cracking jokes with; however, they can get stressed easily, so be sure to give them patience and listen to them as well as they listen to you.

Matayus' have a lot of loyalty, and are truly some of the best kinds of people to meet.

'Matayus is so supportive of everyone!'
'I know right?! Hopefully they get as much love as they give out to us.'

Matayus by drflugstan November 6, 2021

Matayus 

simps for "lola"s, an absolute simp. will do anything for women.

im going to do a matayus for pokimane

Matayus by GRUMBO.. November 16, 2021

Matayus 

Matayus, are some of the biggest cunts in the world, they’ll do anything to piss anyone off and aren’t funny.

Matayus’ is a massive geek. Matayus’ usually have a fetish for children under 12 and hide it from everyone (they try to).

Most of them have blonde eyes and blue eyes (Hitler’s Perfect People).

Matayus is a right cunt ain’t he?!

Matayus by AngryFetus45 November 16, 2021

Matanuska Thunderfuck 

An extremely high-grade strain of marijuana, developed in a part of Alaska known as Matanuska Valley, slightly north of Anchorage. Extremely high crystal growth and THC content. This strain has surprised many a long-time stoner.

Hey, I heard there was some Matanuska Thunderfuck in town!

Matanuska Thunderfuck by Morg October 8, 2005

matausi 

Tongan. Someone with the face of an asshole.

Fuck that matausi cunt! Ugly bitch!

matausi by LMFAO! March 24, 2009

Mathayus

A person with this name is simply a bad ass. He is amazing, beautiful and incredibly modest. Girls want to be with him and guys want to be him. He also has the spirit of a warrior and the heart of a poet.

There goes Mathayus the biggest bad ass that will ever exist. Mathayus is so beautiful.

Mathayus by Mr.Kookydook June 10, 2018

Matanuska Thunderfuck 

An extinct type of cannabis that was found in Mantanuska Valley, Alaska. farmers grew this strain during summer which had almost 24 hours of sunlight and left out for one frost for the THC potency to reach maximum potential. can appear to be green, purple, and even white, and in rare cases, blue. The Mantanuska Thunderfuck is extremely potent and is a legendary strain and is now suceeded by the Mantanuska Tundra.

Matanuska Thunderfuck is extinct but you can grab some Matanuska Tundra which it is a little less potent.

Matanuska Thunderfuck by easy chang October 23, 2007