Matayus

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An absolute sweetheart. They will always listen to you regardless of what their doing, or what your situation is.

Matayus' are rays of sun that are the FUNNIEST people, always good for cracking jokes with; however, they can get stressed easily, so be sure to give them patience and listen to them as well as they listen to you.

Matayus' have a lot of loyalty, and are truly some of the best kinds of people to meet.

'Matayus is so supportive of everyone!'
'I know right?! Hopefully they get as much love as they give out to us.'

Matayus by drflugstan November 6, 2021

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Matayus

simps for "lola"s, an absolute simp. will do anything for women.

im going to do a matayus for pokimane

Matayus by GRUMBO.. November 16, 2021

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Matayus

Matayus, are some of the biggest cunts in the world, they’ll do anything to piss anyone off and aren’t funny.

Matayus’ is a massive geek. Matayus’ usually have a fetish for children under 12 and hide it from everyone (they try to).

Most of them have blonde eyes and blue eyes (Hitler’s Perfect People).

Matayus is a right cunt ain’t he?!

Matayus by AngryFetus45 November 16, 2021

Matanuska Thunderfuck

An extremely high-grade strain of marijuana, developed in a part of Alaska known as Matanuska Valley, slightly north of Anchorage. Extremely high crystal growth and THC content. This strain has surprised many a long-time stoner.

Hey, I heard there was some Matanuska Thunderfuck in town!

Matanuska Thunderfuck by Morg October 8, 2005

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matausi

Tongan. Someone with the face of an asshole.

Fuck that matausi cunt! Ugly bitch!

matausi by LMFAO! March 24, 2009

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Mathayus

A person with this name is simply a bad ass. He is amazing, beautiful and incredibly modest. Girls want to be with him and guys want to be him. He also has the spirit of a warrior and the heart of a poet.

There goes Mathayus the biggest bad ass that will ever exist. Mathayus is so beautiful.

Mathayus by Mr.Kookydook June 10, 2018

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Matanuska Thunderfuck

An extinct type of cannabis that was found in Mantanuska Valley, Alaska. farmers grew this strain during summer which had almost 24 hours of sunlight and left out for one frost for the THC potency to reach maximum potential. can appear to be green, purple, and even white, and in rare cases, blue. The Mantanuska Thunderfuck is extremely potent and is a legendary strain and is now suceeded by the Mantanuska Tundra.

Matanuska Thunderfuck is extinct but you can grab some Matanuska Tundra which it is a little less potent.

Matanuska Thunderfuck by easy chang October 23, 2007

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Striver

The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.

Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh

Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009

Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

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SkyPesos

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.

- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.

SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018

Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.

Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.

Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.

1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.

Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009

Word of the Day on August 12, 2026

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