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Evan Mathis 

One of the best guards in the NFL for the Philadelphia Eagles. Andy Reid supporter. Twitter comedian. Temple Run Magician. Proclaimed idiot. Journeyman. Wants Katy Perry in the worst way. Will eventually catch a TD pass from Michael Vick.
Evan Mathis can block, but he can also trend on Twitter with the snap of a finger. Chuck Norris fears him.
Evan Mathis by PhreshPhillies January 7, 2012
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mathimathz 

the dominant undying love of two mathletes, affection cannot get any closer than that.
serves as proof of newton's third law, as for every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction which is a telling sign that the relationship is going to be together forever and can easily be commemorated.

hints of mathimathz often show up when one calls the other with a nickname ending in -ie (i.e. "cutie")
A: Yo wassup did you hear about mathimathz?
B: Uh naw wtf is that? Another one of those math competitions?
A: Breh are you serious? Do you just live under a rock? Everyone knows that Kevin and Hanna are each others' "cornie" and "kevie", and nothing in the universe will ever stop their unconquerable mathimathz, aren't they just sooooo cute?
B: Omg that sounds so adorable!
mathimathz by mathicorn February 19, 2021

Mathilde 

She is an amazing girl she is deadly beautiful but she doesn't use it against people every guy she knows has a secret crush on her she is smart and classy if you know her or date her you are a very lucky person her smile is one of the most beautiful ones. Every time you see her you should feel happy .She has one of the best personalities she can easily keep your deepest darkest secrets, you can trust her with your life.she is usually very hyper. she is also very popular
Omg mathilde is coming!!
Mathilde by Ms emma June 15, 2017

math is not mathing 

when something just doesn't add up.
Talking about mental health and then making suicide jokes? The math is not mathing.

mathis miles 

A member of the BuddhismHotline that is mentally challenged (retarded). It is said that Johnathon Hills has buried Mathis Miles under his house after abusing him multiple times, and the only other person that knows about it is a known caller of the program, Deus03
Mathis Miles is funny when he says 123 aboose
mathis miles by Vaporing July 9, 2018

Mathilde 

"Mathilde", a tall, slender girl, usually shy, but with a huge personality. A "Mathilde" is usually very funny and sassy. They are also over-protective, at times, and will protect their friends religiously. A "Mathilde" is a very good listener, and is also very nice. They will treat you very fair, and are not ones to cross. If you ever encount a "Mathilde" in the wild, be sure befriend her :)
Girl 1: OMG, that girl is such an angel!

Girl 2: Yeah, she's such a Mathilde!
Mathilde by Master_Morten June 29, 2020