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girl math 

mathematics used mostly in shopping, to make someone feel better about buying an expensive thing
If my bag is 5000 euros, its not that expensive, because i wear it 5 days a week, 4 weeks a month, for at least 10 months, so its at maximum 25 euros per wear, and thats not very expensive. I LOVE girl math!
girl math by anonymous September 9, 2023

Girl Math 

The fuzzy-and-funny logic used by female digital natives (who proudly boast about not being born or blessed with the “math gene”) to rationalize why they are getting a pretty good deal as far as their time, money, and convenience are concerned, compared to those who think or act differently from them.
“Girl math” may debatably be likened to the female equivalent of Yogi-isms or Yogi Berra’s “aphorisms.”
Girl Math by Numerati October 7, 2023

Girl Math 

When a pair of cute shoes retail at $89 and you find them on sale for $29; you did not save $60, yet this means you have $60 yet to spend!
Cassie: OMG, these are only $29??
Melissa: Nice, what's the retail?
Cassie: $89
Melissa: You have $60 left to spend!
Melissa & Cassie: GIRL MATH!!
Girl Math by NYIrishEyes February 11, 2010

Girl Math 

An illogical reasoning and justification to making an unnecessary purchase used primarily by women.

When someone wants to purchase something, this purchase often being more than they should make, they will make illogical reasoning to justify the purchase, this reasoning is known as "girl math." There is reasoning behind the "girl math," but the reasoning is strongly biased towards the impulsive desires of the user to make the purchase and isn't very logical when taking everything into account from the person's income, to the cost of the purchase, to the necessity of the item.

Some examples of "girl math" are:
- Someone says "I made sixty dollars today!" when they bought something discounted for $440 that was usually $500.
- When buying $300 shoes, "it's less than a dollar a day if I wear them for a year." This "girl math" is commonly used as marketing in product advertisements as well.
- When returning an item, "I made an extra $120 today," followed by immediately going to the store to spend all of it because it was extra money.
- When purchasing something from the store, "it's free because I'm using cash." The reasoning coming from the fact that the purchase won't effect the person's funds in their bank account.
Got this $260 pair of shoes for free because I used cash! Girl math!
Girl Math by Mr Bilbo Swaggins September 26, 2023

Girl Math 

It is when you put an expense in terms that a girl can understand. If it costs $300.00 to get your brakes fixed, that is 4 pairs of shoes and three tubes of lipstick in girl math.
Kenzie: A: OMG! That speeding ticket is going to cost me $200.00!
Amber: That is like 2 pairs of shoes, 1 bottle of nail polish and 2 packages of skittles and a diet coke in girl math.
Girl Math by ICT-TARA April 1, 2010

Girl math 

A form of math that is fake
Hamas Terrorist: I will take 100 hostages
Israeli citizen: No, please no
Hamas Terrorist: Okay, I'm only taking 50 hostages. I could have taken 100, but I decided to take 50. Therefore, I freed 50 hostages. I just did some girl math.
Girl math by Eushshtb October 29, 2023
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