The ability to be a total swine/moron/idiot/liar and then when discovered to whine/moan/complain and make out that its everyones problem and fault but not yours.
"My God, I cannot believe it- first he sleeps with his sister while she was passed out- and then he did a total Justify on the situation!"
"I know I stole it, but it wasn't my fault- let me Justify!"
a cool awesome amazing handsome exquisite amazing epic fine fancy dandy attractive gentleman. justify has 4 wives, billionaire, ceo of 8 companies with 20 headquarters worldwide, well respected all around the world, and an excellent gentleman overall. cower in his presence
A justificationology is used when somebody wants you to believe they are apologizing, however, its apparent that they're really using the apology as a front for more of a justification of whatever they've done. It is not a true heartfelt apology.
Jack: I apologize but I really just feel like this is why I...
Jill: Uh, is this a justificationology or are you really sorry?
Jack: I'm just saying that I did that because I...
Jill: Justificationology. DYSAB.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."