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A male or female teacher who makes your life a living hell, ruins your year, and smiles at you while doing it.
Student: Bruh my math teacher just ruined my life.
Teacher: Im giving extra homework to all talkers.
Student: Fuck.
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by Bbg_Shae September 18, 2019
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Taken in the contest of the song Baby's Got Back by Sir-Mix-Alot he is referring to Florence Griffith Joyner a track athlete in the 1988 Olympics who defiantly fits all the other descriptions of what he likes in women mentioned in that song. Not some soda why on earth would you want to keep your women like a soda anyway?
You can have them bimbos,
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
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-noun- a person who helps you solve problems you'd never have without them
That's our math teacher.
by Lrhy8 August 31, 2020
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Sexual position when you are doing a woman from behind and you yell out math problems like "What is the square root of 4, bitch?" and "what is 5+5, bitch?" You fuck her harder and harder to try to get her to get these simple problems wrong.

My girlfriend and I tried the tony danza and the math teacher last night.
by MIF's baby February 27, 2007
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seemingly lame and pathetic balding teachers who probably use that disguise to hide their real identity as a paeodphile and sex predator. they should be avoided at all times. especially when they grin
math teachers. that's right.
by trians December 28, 2008
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Math is basically a class that you have to take. The teacher is usually near illiterate and hates the kid that proves them wrong. They also have an accent and would be behind schedule before school started.
" Yo have you seen our new "Math Teacher".
"yea I know she totally sucks"
by JOE_JOE_MAMA December 02, 2019
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