Matchett

A word that describes Alex Lichtenberg's piss poor Nintendo 64 skills.

"Damn Alex, you are so Matchett at Super Smash Bros. Why don't you just go play mario kart? Oh wait you're matchett at that too."

by TheCoolestEngineer May 11, 2014

Kellan matchett

The baddest SOB ever he is so sexy and just amazing

That kellan Matchett sure is sexy

by Gentialexaminer April 15, 2020

Sam matchett

Sam matchett is the goat of life, women bow down to him like he is a god

Sam matchett is fit ♥️😍🥰☺️

by Bigbilllyboist August 15, 2022

Matchet

A weapon that is a mix between a Hatchet, and a Match.
Very deadly.

It was so scary, The man was running right towards me holding a Matchet!!

by lucibelle2987 February 6, 2009

matchette

a bachelorette who is looking for love on match.com

Dude, she's the perfect matchette for you!

by red lace tattoo September 27, 2011

falange machettes

When your spouse or significant other has toe nails that are too long and they slice your legs under the covers.

For the love of God Herman get a pedi cause your slicing me with those falange machettes.

by mrsbrown April 20, 2011

Mytchett

A gypsy enclave sandwiched between the A331 and the Basingstoke Canal. Populated by verminous pikeys who thrive on subsistence tarmacing and pilfering.

I took my dog for a shit in Mytchett and doubled the price of the caravans.

by Superior Life Form November 19, 2013