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Kellan matchett 

The baddest SOB ever he is so sexy and just amazing
That kellan Matchett sure is sexy

Sam matchett 

Sam matchett is the goat of life, women bow down to him like he is a god
Sam matchett is fit ♥️😍🥰☺️
Sam matchett by Bigbilllyboist August 15, 2022
A weapon that is a mix between a Hatchet, and a Match.
Very deadly.
It was so scary, The man was running right towards me holding a Matchet!!
Matchet by lucibelle2987 February 6, 2009

matchette 

a bachelorette who is looking for love on match.com
Dude, she's the perfect matchette for you!
matchette by red lace tattoo September 27, 2011

falange machettes 

When your spouse or significant other has toe nails that are too long and they slice your legs under the covers.
For the love of God Herman get a pedi cause your slicing me with those falange machettes.
falange machettes by mrsbrown April 20, 2011

Mytchett 

A gypsy enclave sandwiched between the A331 and the Basingstoke Canal. Populated by verminous pikeys who thrive on subsistence tarmacing and pilfering.
I took my dog for a shit in Mytchett and doubled the price of the caravans.
Mytchett by Superior Life Form November 19, 2013
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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