by Gareth January 07, 2004

The effects on said youths after they attempt to slash tyres on sportka, after recieving a visit from these three Millwall fans. These youths are predominantly living in Leicestershire and are unemployed and take pride in bumdarting 24/7 with speciality of feltching their friends.
Refer to the state of the doors of the un-named youth after a visit by Hatchet, Matchet and Despatchet, the three notorious Millwall fans- no one wants to mess with.
by Gareth November 11, 2004

A term used when drunk, notably recognised by a select group of ex-patrons of the Silver Trumpet.
Should be used outside the confines of a sentence.
Should be used outside the confines of a sentence.
by Gareth February 11, 2005

by Gareth August 14, 2004

Contrary to popular beleif the term 'yer ma' doesn't actually originate in Scotland. It has been used by many 'spides' or 'steeks' in the beautiful county of Northern Ireland for many many years. As stated above, it is used in a vulgar way when in an argument, when the spide/steek can't think of anything else to say.
Generally it is used to imply that that the spide/steek has had sexual relations with one's mother... but it is usually not the case, since most spides/steeks couldn't get laid if they tried.
Generally it is used to imply that that the spide/steek has had sexual relations with one's mother... but it is usually not the case, since most spides/steeks couldn't get laid if they tried.
by Gareth January 09, 2004

A lesbian sex act in which the two women rub there pussys together usually whilst laying down. (unless you get circus porn...those crazy acrobats)
by Gareth May 13, 2005
