Gareth's definitions

rodney rude

A funny Australian comedian who has great albums such as "Yah Mum's Bum" and "Rude Basterd".

by Gareth October 26, 2003

not for ants

A sizeable task, something big or extreme.

This Tequila is not for ants

by gareth October 28, 2003

good

your mum

your mum is good

by gareth November 27, 2003

carrot dick

A penis that is both tapered and has a shrivelled appearance.

The lady fainted at the sight of his diminuitive carrot dick.

by Gareth August 14, 2003

cumgun

a penis

i stroke my fucking cumgun

by gareth August 28, 2003

Slyck

A professional online filesharing community.

Come hang out at Slyck.com!
Register at Slyck.com, fuck the RIAA!

by Gareth August 14, 2004

spazclarrt

Developed in the 20th century, spazclarrt was used to tell cunts from hoxton they should be adminstering the drug ketamine to teenage girls from the scene, blud, geon.

"Ayyy Spazclarrt getter meen? Ya dun know bof dem ketamine, safe bransgore mush."

by gareth January 10, 2005