Matchew

Someone with high levels of Autism and a fucked up amount of chromosomes. Other aspects include a 1inch peepeee and a fetish for goths

Why is there a Matchew wanking outside a goths window

by MightyWilham123123 May 19, 2019

Matchew

The most perfect human being on the planet means everything to me I wouldn’t be alive Rn without him he helped me see the light when I needed to he’s the most funny creative fit lad ever I’ve never been so happy in my life he knows how to make you happy and would do anything for anyone even tho he’s slightly gay with all his friends he still kinda loves his gf to that has a really big ass and loves cars and scaring the shit out of ppl and likes to think his ass is big but it’s just not

You- damn I’m so flat

Matchew-ik

You-shut up Matchew your the reason there’s more doors than wheels

by Bigbunda123 May 17, 2022

matchew

A cute animal, often a sloth or something similar. Can also be used as a name in some instances.

I went to the zoo the other day, saw a little matchew!

by m@tch3wr@tch3w February 5, 2023

Matthew Gray Gubler

a skinny white male actor/author who never wears matching socks and looks like he doesn’t get any sleep. this little fuck will destroy your love life the moment you lay eyes on him.

matthew gray gubler is the reason why i have such high standards.

by mgglittlebitch June 2, 2020

maison matthews indicator

An emotion based stock indicator developed by Maison Matthews. This indicator aims at identifying a bearish/bull trend if he buys/sells a stock position. This is typically used by traders betting the opposite direction. In layman’s term you do the opposite of what he is doing.

Maison : I just bought 17k stocks of gnus.
Market: maison matthews indicator dictates that you short this stock.

by ichimuko August 31, 2020

Matthew Gray Gubler

This man is the sweetest yet hottest man to walk the earth. He has ruined the chance for anyone to find love because all we want is him. He is a skinny, mix matched socked sexy beast and I’m in love.

This is Matthew Gray Gubler’s world and we’re all living in it.

by oliviagublerreid October 10, 2020

Dylan Matthews

THE most underrated youtuber of all time. Dylan is one of the funniest people on the internet, complete with a great personality and a charming smile. He is know for his movie commentary, game play, and other videos. Subscribe to Dylan Is In Trouble to become a troublemaker.

-Yo did you see that new Dylan Is In Trouble movie commentary video??
-Yes! Dylan Matthews is so sanitary!

by troublemaker :) August 4, 2019