MatFan 

A porn addict with fat eyes that looks a bit like a horse.

Did you see matfan today?
Yeah he was watching kerrang porn

MatFan by Burnbook69 April 25, 2024

Matanzas High School 

A school where you "Make it a great day or not. The choice is yours."A school where your football team is practically made up of a bunch of football player wannabes who would rather act immature during practices, and practically lose nearly every game. A relatively all-around intelligent school with more than 55% mediocre teachers.A school where you have to watch out for track coaches,as they tend to get chubbies from 5 foot tall freshman girls.A school where you hear more "dude, lets go surfing' then you hear "lets actually read a book & not complain about it."A school where looks matter.Where a hypocrite black student will freely speak their mind and say "You uuugly" when clearly they shouldn't be talking.A school where if there is a fight.Everybody acts like Ronaldo just took his shirt off,so they have some immediate reaction to record it.A school where the cop on campus is more of a joke then the vending machine options.A school where you go to watch a 'bullying awareness' short film,and everybody laughs at it because the majority are self-centered rich kids who would rather prevent themselves from having an outdated iPhone, then prevent bullying.A school where students are utterly disrespectful to elderly substitute teachers.A school where you couldn't count on the students to actually elect a smart student in each grade to represent them as student body.Instead it's about popularity.

Matanzas High School was a great example of which schools too avoid!

Matanzas High School by tjsochie74 May 14, 2015

manfangled 

When you are sleeping in bed and the blanket is in disarray or all bunched up on the bed.

Last night in bed I could not get comfortable because the blanket was all manfangled.

manfangled by Richard K. December 9, 2008

Mathan

That one guy with a song for every person and every day of the week.

"Did you see that guy? He just told that girl that she reminded him of *Insert song here*! He totally pulled a Mathan!"

Mathan by Peanut Butter n' Lettuce December 6, 2017

Maftan Effect 

You and your friends are talking about pizza, and someone else walks in the room who couldn't hear your conversation, and says "Damn, I want some pizza."

When someone else mentions something from a past conversation, without having been a part of it, or overhearing it.

"YO! WE WERE JUST TALKING ABOUT THAT! That's the Maftan Effect."

Maftan Effect by WeberO July 15, 2018

David Matranga 

(n.) A Houston voice actor who does a lot of anime work. He's not the most poular guy, but that's fine. Some of his roles include characters in Clannad, Orphen, Saiyuki and Canaan.
However, he is sexy enough to model for magazines...which would undoubtedly catch on fire due to his hotness.
He is a very sweet guy. Sweet like candy and puppies.

You can also use this term to describe someone that you are madly in love with.

Newlywed's Sister: How is your new husband?

Newlywed: He's a total David Matranga.

Casting Director: I need an actor who is hot, talented and chock full of every kind of awesome.

Assistant: You need David Matranga.

David Matranga by Prospera Menlae September 9, 2011

Matiana 

Beautiful girl with a great personality and smile. They can usually be seen to have a resting b*tch face but they really aren’t one. They are very protective of their friends and family, but once you do them wrong they’ll either scold u with her rath or just hold a grudge for a really long time. Most Matiana’s are dark hair, dark eyed because they are usually Mexican or Hispanic. They are also hard working and intelligent girls. Though they do search for love a lot so sometimes they have really bad taste. They can also be a little dramatic but only for people they really care about. Overall Matiana’s are just really amazing girls that you should keep around

Wow Matiana is such a gorgeous girl

Matiana by Dude.wtf.man February 20, 2019