manfant 

A grown man who behaves like an infant.

Parth just threw a tantrum... He's such a manfant!

manfant by Mint Unit December 17, 2006

manfant 

an infant-sized man. an adult male who fits into and wears baby clothes.

he never grew out of his manfantile onsies, and continued to wear them throughout his postmature manfancy.

manfant by Pingping, He December 16, 2008

Manfant 

Manfant - Full grown adult male encapsulated by a 48 to 60 inch tall child-like body. A short adult male who compensates his shortcoming with attitude.

1. Chris is such a manfant, the dude is 40 years old and is only as tall as my ballsack. What's up with that?

2. Carter came over today wearing a custom made infant bodysuit, what a douchebag manfant he is...

3. Dude, manfant came running around the corner from the living room into the kitchen and headbutted me right in the sack. It hurt so bad, I bout shitted my pants.

Manfant by waarlok May 12, 2011

Manfant 

A man who acts just like an infant. A "man" that needs to be coddled. A man that can't take care of himself or is needy af. A man that is overbearingly smothering. A man that throws a fit like a toddler.

My boyfriend is so smothering and now he's whining because I wouldn't let him come with to check the mail. He's a crybaby manfant

Manfant by MaNina81 September 17, 2022

manfangled 

When you are sleeping in bed and the blanket is in disarray or all bunched up on the bed.

Last night in bed I could not get comfortable because the blanket was all manfangled.

manfangled by Richard K. December 9, 2008

Menfant 

A modern male who just can't seem to get his lazy ass off his mother's couch, quit playing with his playstation or his pecker, and go face reality and get a job then move out and find his own place. If his age reaches 40 before he gets that job then he becomes a "Menfant Savante".

Me, and most of my Menfant buds in Oklahoma.

Menfant by chromedome2012 November 14, 2007

MANFAST 

MANFAST (all caps) is an annual competitive event that takes place in SE Michigan in mid-July.

Competitors participate in various MANLY feats to assert their male dominance by lifting up trees, crashing into each other at full speed and determining who can eat a pound of bacon the quickest.

The winner of the contest is determines by the top three contestants from the previous year and is awarded with a gift and a breakfast including (though not limited to) bacon, sausage, bacon and bacon.

It is not mandatory that you be a male to compete. Several women have entered the competition and some of those women have cracked the top three.

It is also not uncommon for participants to attend dressed as something manly (Chuck Norris, Danny Trejo, Black Dynamite, The Bearjew, etc...)

In the end, MANFAST is the greatest way to assert your dominance over the herd.

I plan on attending MANFAST this year. Bring the bacon and beer...we have work to do.

MANFAST by Slogo November 9, 2012