mathan

he is so cool

here mathan, have $1000

by mofo July 29, 2003

mathan

A Mathan is a sub planetary dildo from interstellar space.

Take that Mathan out of my girlfriend!!!

by cockdsfagefhg April 21, 2008

mathan

The most perfect relationship ever, between a Martha and a Nathan. It's often seen as very wholesome and the reason some of the most disgusting jokes in existence are now existing.

Have you see how perfect their relationship is! Its almost as good as mathan!

by mathanforlife November 11, 2020

Mathan

That one guy with a song for every person and every day of the week.

"Did you see that guy? He just told that girl that she reminded him of *Insert song here*! He totally pulled a Mathan!"

by Peanut Butter n' Lettuce December 6, 2017

Mathan

The most gayest name in the history of gayest names.

Mfs named Mathan: It’s embarrassing how my name is Mathan because everyone thinks im gay, which i am and im proud of DADDY 😩😩😩

by amogus1111 August 28, 2021