Mathan

That one guy with a song for every person and every day of the week.

"Did you see that guy? He just told that girl that she reminded him of *Insert song here*! He totally pulled a Mathan!"

Mathan by Peanut Butter n' Lettuce December 6, 2017

mathan

he is so cool

here mathan, have $1000

mathan by mofo July 29, 2003

mathan

A Mathan is a sub planetary dildo from interstellar space.

Take that Mathan out of my girlfriend!!!

mathan by cockdsfagefhg April 21, 2008

mathan

The most perfect relationship ever, between a Martha and a Nathan. It's often seen as very wholesome and the reason some of the most disgusting jokes in existence are now existing.

Have you see how perfect their relationship is! Its almost as good as mathan!

mathan by mathanforlife November 11, 2020

Mathan

The most gayest name in the history of gayest names.

Mfs named Mathan: It’s embarrassing how my name is Mathan because everyone thinks im gay, which i am and im proud of DADDY 😩😩😩

Mathan by amogus1111 August 28, 2021

marthaness 

The act of being amazing. To do as a Martha would do and be nice and kind to everyone, and be simply amazing!

That nice girl is using marthaness!

marthaness by skwirrlz September 24, 2013

Matanzas High School 

A school where you "Make it a great day or not. The choice is yours."A school where your football team is practically made up of a bunch of football player wannabes who would rather act immature during practices, and practically lose nearly every game. A relatively all-around intelligent school with more than 55% mediocre teachers.A school where you have to watch out for track coaches,as they tend to get chubbies from 5 foot tall freshman girls.A school where you hear more "dude, lets go surfing' then you hear "lets actually read a book & not complain about it."A school where looks matter.Where a hypocrite black student will freely speak their mind and say "You uuugly" when clearly they shouldn't be talking.A school where if there is a fight.Everybody acts like Ronaldo just took his shirt off,so they have some immediate reaction to record it.A school where the cop on campus is more of a joke then the vending machine options.A school where you go to watch a 'bullying awareness' short film,and everybody laughs at it because the majority are self-centered rich kids who would rather prevent themselves from having an outdated iPhone, then prevent bullying.A school where students are utterly disrespectful to elderly substitute teachers.A school where you couldn't count on the students to actually elect a smart student in each grade to represent them as student body.Instead it's about popularity.

Matanzas High School was a great example of which schools too avoid!

Matanzas High School by tjsochie74 May 14, 2015