Masturcising

The act of masturbating while on a piece of exercise equipment.

Instead of running on his treadmill, he likes to stand on it and jerkoff. He's totally into masturcising but he won't get fit or lose weight that way!

by Workout November 11, 2011

masturcising

Masturcising is a form of exercise in which the person only masturbates instead of a more traditional form of exercise such as running.

"Alex put on his workout clothes and hit his bedroom for some masturcising."

by Koolaide Man February 12, 2010

Masturbiting

The act of eating a food so delicious that it feels as though your mouth is having an orgasm.

Who ate all the brownies in the fridge?

Sorry, I was masturbiting last night.

by faldainofthirst August 20, 2010

masturbiking

The act of masturbating while biking by rhythmically rubbing your crotch against your bike seat. Virtually unnoticeable while in motion, this seems to be a mainly female practice.

Hey Jane, how was your commute this morning?
Great! I was masturbiking all the way up 1st Ave!

by masturbiker January 31, 2014

mansturising

Using your jizz to moisturise.

Paul: Dude your skin is really dry.
Bob: I'll whack one off and use the jizz to mansturise. mansturising is really good for the skin, espically on the face.

by smeg24 May 23, 2006

Maskercising

The repetitive motion of taking on and off your mask.

I've been maskercising to avoid spreading germs

by Jewel5 July 28, 2020