Definitions by tsoot
Lean scale
A scale originally invented by the Great Zyzz, son of Zeus, brother of Hercules, father of Aesthetics. It measures the level of leanness.
6. Lean
5. Cut
4. Ripped
3. Shredded
2. Sliced
1. Decapitated
Where shredded and above are the only maintainable level of leanness.
6. Lean
5. Cut
4. Ripped
3. Shredded
2. Sliced
1. Decapitated
Where shredded and above are the only maintainable level of leanness.
CurlBrother89: Dude, I'm totally a 2 on the lean scale.
BrotherBicep: I saw the picture. You're hardly even a 4. Get back to curling.
CurlBrother89: Oh, OK.
BrotherBicep: I saw the picture. You're hardly even a 4. Get back to curling.
CurlBrother89: Oh, OK.
Lean scale by tsoot November 12, 2010
Masturfate
Me: Remember how my hot roommate walked in on me masturbating awhile ago?
Friend: Yeah.
Me: right, we started dating and now we're celebrating one-year anniversary. Masturfate.
Friend: Yeah.
Me: right, we started dating and now we're celebrating one-year anniversary. Masturfate.
Masturfate by tsoot April 18, 2010