Masturboga

The modern word for a sexual practice originating from Yoga, where more practical stances and dynamic techniques are used for sexual purposes. The mixture of yoga techniques and sex, this being individual or with (a) partner(s). It is commonly confused with tantric sex and kama sutra, which in part originate from the original style of masturboga.
The modern style originates in the 1960's London yoga underground and translates these ancient practices to a version more suited for contemporary lovers and situations.

That dude does autofellatio ?!" "Yeah, he's got an advanced level in Masturboga.

by crane132 June 13, 2010

Masturblazing

Masturblazing the is act of masturbating whilst high, the purpose? Well why not.

Adam: Damn last night I passed around 8pm!
Cody: Why so early, loser
Adam: I was Masturblazing in my room ha

by MessyBRider May 28, 2013

masturbatable

When it is debatable whether or not you could masturbate over the subject or not.

Dame Edna in a swimsuit: masturbatable.

dude 1: damn that chicks hot!

dude 2: thats my mum

dude 1: thats masturbatable

by Sam Etabrut November 27, 2012

masturbearding

To stroke one's beard with great intensity, almost as if the act is sexually gratifying.

I couldn't concentrate on the professor's lecture because he was masturbearding the whole time.

by internetsensation May 27, 2009

masturbaginity

The state of being pure, unsullied, or untouched by your own hands, esp. to orgasm; sexual self-gratification.

I'm almost ashamed to say Nikki Cox took my masturbaginity.

by TB82 January 16, 2009

masturbatastrophe

When the act of pleasuring one's self goes utterly wrong.

MARK: "I don't think I'll ever be able to face my family again"
DAVE: "Shit, what happened dude?"
MARK: "Well, last night as I was pouring myself a hand-shandy, the cat walked into my room and jumped on my lap, just when I reached my vinegar strokes"
DAVE: "I'm sure he'll get over it"
MARK: "But that's not the worst part; before I could clean him off, my little sister ran in and grabbed him. Later I saw the cat walking around with a mohican while my sister kept saying something about becoming a pet stylist"
DAVE: "Wow. That truly was a masturbatastrophe"

by Chud Brunner October 30, 2011

Masturbeat

The act of masturbating with one self to the beat of a song. Can also be used in other tenses such as; Masturbeating or Masturbeated.

Billy just told me how much the band Dragonforce has changed his life since he only used to masturbeat to Rick Astley.

by William O'brien October 6, 2012