masturboarding

(verb) (1) The act of laying upside down in a shower or bathtub with your legs up the wall and drowning yourself while masturbating. (2) A form of sexual warfare whereupon the victim is both waterboarded and given a handjob.

See waterboarding

"John threw out his back last night while masturboarding himself"

by Masterboarder February 14, 2019

masturboard

the act of masturbating on a keyboard and leaving the remnants dry.

I just totally masturboarded on that dudes keybaord.

by Zeinzu July 31, 2009

Masturboard

Verb.

See masturboarding

Tell me where the drugs are going or I will masturboard you

by Masterboarder September 4, 2019