Masturblazing

Masturblazing the is act of masturbating whilst high, the purpose? Well why not.

Adam: Damn last night I passed around 8pm!
Cody: Why so early, loser
Adam: I was Masturblazing in my room ha

by MessyBRider May 28, 2013

Masturblazing

Masturblazing is when you jack off while smoking weed.

Guy 1: My parents caught me masturblazing last night.
Guy 2: What did they do?
Guy 1: Join in...

by the Crusty Crab May 26, 2015

Masturblazing

"Masterblazing" - To become a Mastur at Blazing ... Duh!

"Yo check out Jim's blazing technique"
"Yeah man he's masturblazing bro"

by Jimmy_Buffet_sucks_my_hairy_co February 05, 2019

masturblaze

The act of getting blazed and masturbating.

My girlfriend broke up with my last night so all I did was masturblaze.

by navigable August 31, 2013

Masturblaze

When you get baked and then diddle yourself.

Sometimes when I'm alone, I like to roll a joint, stick on some gay bondage porn, and masturblaze.

by CherryMunchkin November 08, 2017

Masturblaze

Getting high af then masturbating.

After coining the term masturblaze on my volunteer weekend I got high af and masturblazed.

by fernbro October 22, 2017

Masturblazer

Someone who masturbates while smoking pot.

Billy: Dude Brad is such a fag all he does is scooter.

Joe: That's not all he does. He's a masturblazer too.

by Handles suck August 11, 2014