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masturboratorium 

"I've got a date this Friday so I've declared a masturboratorium."
masturboratorium by mrbarbell October 9, 2023
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masturbatorium 

A location frequently used for one's own masturbation, usually adorned with the fixtures for self stimulation such as pornography, and other turn-ons.
Jeff whacked off in his masturbatorium full of pictures of obese women and Bill Gates.
masturbatorium by Jeffrey Chan March 6, 2004
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Masturbatorium 

A masturbatorium is a dank and dark basement . A masturbatorium consists of a lightbulb in the middle of the room under the lightbulb is a three legged stool. You can invite many friends but only three minutes at a time you are not allowed make any noise. There are many festivals and coming of age ceremonies that are held at a masturbatorium. Fuck you🍆🤏🏻🖕
Hey Navied you want to hit the masturbatorium after school, I brought snacks?

Masturbatorium 

Any location wherein people of all ages, sexes, colors, and creeds come together to masturbate furiously, fiercely, and incessantly.
Hey guys, you wanna come to the masturbatorium later on? Me and some foreign chicks from the Jewish center were thinking of going.
Masturbatorium by Paddycakehombre February 12, 2009

masturbatorium 

An entire room whose sole purpose is for masturbation. This room may include porno, hand lotion and kleenex, as well as maybe a magazine stand (so you can use both hands, or switch off if need be). A wooden chair and some candles may also be present.
"That little room under the stairs with the sign on it that says 'Jack Shack'? That's just the masturbatorium."
masturbatorium by danielle April 13, 2007

Masturbatorium 

A room, usually a bedroom, where the walls are designed with faces of real or fake people, usually real people, that one can masturbate to
Radal playing GTA4 mods: Oh mein gott. Goddammit, Roman, what the hell is this masturbatorium or whatever, man?
Masturbatorium by ♥🗺☠ August 31, 2021

Masturbatorium 

An establishment which facilitates and promotes self-pleasure without judgement or fear of reprisal.
Paul, we didn't see you last night at the bar. 
Paul: no, I cut out the middleman and went straight to the masturbatorium.
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