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Being completely faithful to one's masturbation, not by choice, but by circumstance. Used in place of "celibate" for douchebags who refuse to admit that they are trying to get laid and can't.
"I've been trying to have sex for months now, but I'm strictly masturbogamous."
by RockAndROFL January 26, 2013
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