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Masturblow

To masturbate while the girl's mouth is on the head of your penis.
Instead of normal masturbation, I like to mix it up with a masturblow to keep things wet and interesting.
Masturblow by EllisHobbs August 22, 2012
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Masturbaywatch 

To watch the American lifeguard-inspired drama 'Baywatch' for the sole aim of masturbation
'So I was having a masturbaywatch to Pamela Anderson last night when, on the vinegar strokes, the camera panned to David Hasselhoff. As I understand, this now means that I must be a raging homosexual. Do you know where I can catch a matinee of 'Mamma Mia' and follow it up with some good old-fashioned sodomy so as to assimilate effectively with my newfound kin?'

Masturblazing 

Masturblazing the is act of masturbating whilst high, the purpose? Well why not.
Adam: Damn last night I passed around 8pm!
Cody: Why so early, loser
Adam: I was Masturblazing in my room ha
Masturblazing by MessyBRider May 28, 2013

Masturblazing 

Masturblazing is when you jack off while smoking weed.
Guy 1: My parents caught me masturblazing last night.
Guy 2: What did they do?
Guy 1: Join in...

Masturblurk

A portmanteau of the words 'masturbate' & 'lurk'

The classic masturblurker is mentally disturbed and socially inept, a failure in all walks of life who turns to the internet to seek human connection due to an inability to connect with people in the real world

Binding themselves to a computer, the masturblurker develops unhealthy obsessions towards certain netizens - whether they be members of forums, gamers from MMORPGs, posters of classified ads or book critics

The masturblurker, while seemingly normal in the beginning, soon engages in conduct that is universally derided and shunned by those around them

Due to possible mental retardation, repression of a once recessive Asperger's Syndrome or a derangement of some form, the masturblurker, unable to cope with the ridicule & scorn, begins to lash out

The masturblurker's emotional well being begins to waver and signs of senility, uncontrollable rage, drunkenness, dissociative behavior and debilitating psychosis become apparent

The masturblurker then resorts to classic obsessive behavior including but not limited to - cyberstalking, PMs with threats of sexual/physical violence, creating new IDs to further harass victims, and carries out a nonstop vigil, lurking in wait for victims to come online so as to further masturblurk them

The masturblurker often feigns ignorance with regards to their masturblurking but will inevitably be unable to hide the truth because of the strong stench of failure that lingers with them
'I got into an argument with this guy online recently and he's been masturblurking me ever since'

'Why are you looking through that person's facebook and myspace pages? Stop being such a masturblurker'

'mmmmmm'blurk....blurk blurk....mmmm'blurk'
Masturblurk by robertfail March 30, 2010

masturboxing 

A man who beatboxes while masturbating.
I was sitting in the bus the other day when I heard a guy behind me beatbox, so I turned around and saw that he also was masturbating. I was like... "WTF, MASTURBOXING?"
masturboxing by Sarahreen September 30, 2009

Masturbowling 

The act of smoking marijuana by one's self, esp. after failing to locate a partner to smoke with you.
"Annie and Jane said they wanted to blaze with me, but they left with Tom so now I'm stuck masturbowling."

You: "You wanna go get some food?"
Me: "Give me ten minutes, I'm trying to masturbowl in here."
You: "......whatever you do, please wash your hands."
Masturbowling by tightnbright October 22, 2011
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murderhobo 

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God Shot 

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