Definitions by optic_fuel

Personal Masturbatory Rolodex (PMR) 

n;stored mental images to which one masturbates. abbrv - PMR.

see also spankbank

That girl is so hot. I am entering her into my Personal Masturbatory Rolodex (PMR)

Personal Masturbatory Rolodex (PMR) by optic_fuel August 27, 2008

cup condom

n, the cardboard sleeve placed around a paper coffee cup to prevent burns to the hand.

Customer: Shit this cup is hot.
Starbucks Chick: Here's a cup condom for protection.

cup condom by optic_fuel August 23, 2008

Florida Fling 

- The art of dumping a handicapped person out of their wheelchair as made famous by Deputy Charlette Jones of Hillsborough County Sheriff's Department, Hillsborough, Florida.

Dude, I thought I could get out of a DUI because of my wheelchair but that cop didn't give a shit. He gave me the Florida Fling and dragged my ass to downtown.

Florida Fling by Optic_Fuel March 5, 2008

get away sticks 

legs, gams
used for walking

Have you seen Pam in that skirt.

Yeah, she's got some great get away sticks.

get away sticks by optic_fuel December 16, 2007