The act of defecating inside the vagina of a menstruating woman, which gives the turd a red hue. Expel it from the vagina afterwards and if it is in tact, you have yourself a port mackerel, also known as, a turd covered in tomato sauce.
by GunaDK June 25, 2015
The sense of guilt you feel post-masturbation when you realized what you have just jerked yourself off to.
by GunaDK January 14, 2012