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Masturbaker's dozen
The pinnacle of all dedicated feckless cum-shedders whereby the participant aims to ejaculate more than 13 times in a 24 hour period. 13 loads in generally accepted by industry insiders as being the level that separates the men from the boys.
'I did it , I did the masturbaker's dozen! Admittedly the last six were with a floppy and the jizz was purely gaseous, but by golly I finally did it. Now it's off to the doctor for me to get some ointment for the blisters and tennis elbow..'
Masturbaker's dozen by Anonymous submissions December 10, 2016
masturbaginity
The state of being pure, unsullied, or untouched by your own hands, esp. to orgasm; sexual self-gratification.
masturbaginity by TB82 January 16, 2009
Masturbacation
1a) Jim: what did you do over spring break?
Tom: I was broke so I stayed at home and had a masturbacation.
Jim: that's gross.
b) Jim: What did you do over spring break?
Stacey: I was broke so I stayed at home and had a masturbacation.
Jim: that's hot.
Tom: I was broke so I stayed at home and had a masturbacation.
Jim: that's gross.
b) Jim: What did you do over spring break?
Stacey: I was broke so I stayed at home and had a masturbacation.
Jim: that's hot.
Masturbacation by sexyleg March 9, 2010
masturbanished
Similar to being sexiled, except the reason you can't get into your rooom is that your roomie is enjoying some single player entertainment.
Matt: Hey let's go play Scrabble in your room.
Jill: My room's on the other side of campus. Can't we just use yours?
Matt: Well, when I walked in to get the board, William was under the covers with a box of tissues on the bed. Which is to say I think he's busy.
Jill: And were totally using my room.
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Amy: Why didn't you guys just play in Matt's room?
Jill: Um, his roommate was busy.
Matt: We got masturbanished.
Jill: My room's on the other side of campus. Can't we just use yours?
Matt: Well, when I walked in to get the board, William was under the covers with a box of tissues on the bed. Which is to say I think he's busy.
Jill: And were totally using my room.
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Amy: Why didn't you guys just play in Matt's room?
Jill: Um, his roommate was busy.
Matt: We got masturbanished.
masturbanished by Scrabblesaurus Rex July 17, 2006
masterbask
When no one will give you the gratification of a job well done, you are forced to masterbask in your own accomplishment.
No one would give me the credit I deserved for a great project at work, so I was forced to shut the door to my office and masterbask.
I had just finished painting the bathroom and showed my wife, she said "fine" but you have more work to do. I needed to masterbask in my accomplishment. Then I felt better.
I had just finished painting the bathroom and showed my wife, she said "fine" but you have more work to do. I needed to masterbask in my accomplishment. Then I felt better.
masterbask by rpcgal October 12, 2010
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