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Masturbaking

The art of making love to a variety of baked goods. i.e french Baguettes, pita bread, loafs, muffins, crumpets, custard creams and all other sexually attractive baked goods.
Stuart found a stale french baguette in his bread bin and began masturbaking. To his horror it was soggy because his dad had already masturbaked in it earier that day.

"Stuart!, what are you doing with that bakery item?"
"Piss off Dad, I'm Masturbaking!"
Masturbaking by George Daniels August 1, 2012

masturbaking

Man, I made such a good batch of pumpkin bread last night, I started masturbaking while it was still in the oven.
masturbaking by Reaper621 September 1, 2010

masturbating to the dictionary 

A phrase used as a comeback to a Grammar Nazi or to someone who says “grammar is sexy” during a conversation. It can be used in any situation to respond to someone who tries to shame you on your grammar.
i.e.
txt msg exchange
Timmy: Yo Jake, you wanna come over to Jason’s place to smoke after school? Meghan and Jill are coming over and I’m sure your have a dope time with us.
Jake: You mean *you’ll have a dope time.
Timmy: Dude, are you masturbating to the dictionary at your house? Don’t be such a Grammar Nazi.

Lucy: Hey Jamie, do you think Alex is doing good today after the party last night? You think he’s interested in hanging out later?
Jamie: You mean, doing WELL after the party…? Damn Lucy, grammar is sexy just an fyi.
Lucy: Wtf Jamie, when did you start masturbating to the dictionary?

Masturblazing 

Masturblazing the is act of masturbating whilst high, the purpose? Well why not.
Adam: Damn last night I passed around 8pm!
Cody: Why so early, loser
Adam: I was Masturblazing in my room ha
Masturblazing by MessyBRider May 28, 2013

masturbating

I'm masturbating.
masturbating by ccthz January 27, 2021

furiously masturbating 

A type of masturbating practiced by reclusives who fear that their masturbatory time may be limited.

This is generally not the case, giving furious masterbaters a proclivity to masturbate a lot.
Instead of playing beer pong and sleazing on grimbos, Alex spent the night in his room, furiously masturbating.