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Oldmansplaining

Mansplaining when done by a person of advanced age, typically on a non-PC topic, and at an increased volume.
My father started oldmansplaining to my daughter about the “girl” who worked for him. I just rolled my eyes and said, “too loud and that’s not a term people use any more”.
by rpcgal January 29, 2022
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testicular matrophy

The slow decay of your manhood after years of matrimony.
I don't know what's wrong doctor. I never get to go out with my friends anymore or watch the game on the weekend. We’re always doing things with my wife’s friends. We joined a book group and go clothes shopping together. Hmm, sounds like a severe case of testicular matrophy to me.
by rpcgal September 4, 2013
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Micro Mismanaged

When your boss is simultaneously micromanaging you and doing a poor job coordinating the project as a whole.
Even with two daily touch points scheduled for this project, no one could figure out what was being asked of them. I've never seen a project so micro mismanaged.
by rpcgal April 9, 2022
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Valet Shoes

The 5 inch heels your date wears on a night out which also means she’s not walking from the parking garage and you’re paying the valet.
When getting ready for a night out, my wife said, you know I can't walk in these, but I’ll wear the valet shoes, we’re going straight to the club and you’re paying someone to park the car.
by rpcgal February 27, 2021
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COVID Bomb

When someone in a crowded room gets a text and announces they tested positive.
We were together with friends for a Christmas Party and my neighbor dropped a COVID Bomb on everyone.
by rpcgal December 18, 2021
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Bluetooth Carjacking

When you start your car and it connects to your spouse’s phone.
I started my car and my wife’s phone call from inside the house started coming in on my car speaker. I realized when she borrowed my car last night, I had become the victim of a Bluetooth Carjacking.
by rpcgal January 29, 2022
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masterbask

When no one will give you the gratification of a job well done, you are forced to masterbask in your own accomplishment.
No one would give me the credit I deserved for a great project at work, so I was forced to shut the door to my office and masterbask.

I had just finished painting the bathroom and showed my wife, she said "fine" but you have more work to do. I needed to masterbask in my accomplishment. Then I felt better.
by rpcgal October 12, 2010
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