Masterbae

Term used to describe you dominant hand as your significant other. The masterbae will never leave you.
Guy 1: Man, I'm sorry Gina left you.
Guy2: It's OK, I still have the masterbae.
by Tibber April 29, 2015
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masterba!ter

A guy who baits his team-mates in counter-strike and counter-strike source, also any other fucking fps game.
Ha! I'm a smart masterba!ter, im not gonna run in there and die like the fuckers on my team that i baited.
by aldin September 28, 2007
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Masterba hysteria

When the number of dicks exceeds the number of chicks in an online chat room or random people chat such as Chatroulette or Omegle.
Whoa bro this chat rooms a masterba hysteria for dicks.
by xiloveb November 02, 2010
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