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Masterbae

Term used to describe you dominant hand as your significant other. The masterbae will never leave you.
Guy 1: Man, I'm sorry Gina left you.
Guy2: It's OK, I still have the masterbae.
by Tibber April 29, 2015
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Maskerbating

Wearing a mask while completely alone
Before I even realized it, I was maskerbating in my car yesterday!
by Photoist July 28, 2020
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Masterbassion

(n.);masterbassing-(v.) pronounced: Mast-er-bash-un
The stimulation of ones own bass guitar, especially slapping, which results in immediate pleasure and self-gratification. Depending on the length and intensity of masterbassion, pain and/or blisters may develop.
Idle hands lead to masterbassion.
by Glason j Laausser March 26, 2010
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Masterbathon

a masterbathon is a day that you stay home from school "sick" so you can beat off so many times that you are dry and chaffed and can't walk so the next day you have to stay home and do it all over again
Mike: "Damn jimmy has been out of school all week"
Steve: "I konw he must be having a masterbathon"
by LifeguardSteve April 27, 2004
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Masterbeast

To masterbeast is:

1) To play alone in a multiplayer game by yourself because your friends don't want to play with you.

or

2) To be a badass when the rest of your team is down and out.
1) Yesterday I was masterbeasting because you guys didn't want to play with me.

2) Damn all you fools suck, I had to masterbeast for us to get through the last round.
by THE ON3 November 2, 2011
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masterbitch

A very nasty woman; the mother of all nasty women. A woman of questionable ethics.
That masterbitch got me kicked out of the theater.
by travelmop February 9, 2010
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masterbask

When no one will give you the gratification of a job well done, you are forced to masterbask in your own accomplishment.
No one would give me the credit I deserved for a great project at work, so I was forced to shut the door to my office and masterbask.

I had just finished painting the bathroom and showed my wife, she said "fine" but you have more work to do. I needed to masterbask in my accomplishment. Then I felt better.
by rpcgal October 12, 2010
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