Absurdum's definitions

Share whore

Someone (usually a girl) who tend to abuse the share button on social media in an extremely and super annoying way.

Amy is such a share whore, I wake up every morning to find her stupid meaningless posts on my news feed.

by absurdum October 29, 2011

Come out of the Dungeon

Same as "come out of the closet" but from BDSM practicing people.

Vicky finally made the move to come out of the dungeon and admitted shes a sub!

by Absurdum July 11, 2011

Masterbailer

A person how masted the art of bailing.
A masterbailer bails out of anything from internet convos to real needs while occasionally dropping some completely lame excuses.

Jude: Your bailed out of the chat last night, your such a masterbailer!
Nancy: Sorry man, I swear I fell asleep on the keyboard.

Jack: Why didnt Adam show up last night?
John: He said he had to to go somewhere.
Jack: He's such a masterbailer!

by Absurdum July 17, 2011