Oh my God don't masterbade in the kitchen.
by Mr.Dyke May 30, 2018
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The stimulation of ones own bass guitar, especially slapping, which results in immediate pleasure and self-gratification. Depending on the length and intensity of masterbassion, pain and/or blisters may develop.
The stimulation of ones own bass guitar, especially slapping, which results in immediate pleasure and self-gratification. Depending on the length and intensity of masterbassion, pain and/or blisters may develop.
Idle hands lead to masterbassion.
by Glason j Laausser March 26, 2010
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a masterbathon is a day that you stay home from school "sick" so you can beat off so many times that you are dry and chaffed and can't walk so the next day you have to stay home and do it all over again
by LifeguardSteve April 27, 2004
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No one would give me the credit I deserved for a great project at work, so I was forced to shut the door to my office and masterbask.
I had just finished painting the bathroom and showed my wife, she said "fine" but you have more work to do. I needed to masterbask in my accomplishment. Then I felt better.
I had just finished painting the bathroom and showed my wife, she said "fine" but you have more work to do. I needed to masterbask in my accomplishment. Then I felt better.
by rpcgal October 12, 2010
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1. Wearing masks in stupid places (ie: their car, shower, or bed.
2. "Enforcing" mask wearing by yelling at others to put their masks on.
1. Wearing masks in stupid places (ie: their car, shower, or bed.
2. "Enforcing" mask wearing by yelling at others to put their masks on.
Karen is such a maskerbater. She just peered over and yelled, "Hey! Stop being a murderer. Put your mask on!" - I was pooping in a stall.
by MBWDT July 25, 2020
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Someone who masturbates more than twice a day.
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Someone who masturbates more than twice a day.
Guy #1: "Hey, did you heard (random name) was masturbating in his/her sleeping bag last night?
Guy #2: "OMG what a Masterbaiden!"
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Guy #1: "Dude, (Random Name) masturbated three times today!"
Guy #2: "OMG what a Masterbaiden!"
Guy #2: "OMG what a Masterbaiden!"
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Guy #1: "Dude, (Random Name) masturbated three times today!"
Guy #2: "OMG what a Masterbaiden!"
by Mr.WasSoTrue October 13, 2010
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