masterbitch

A very nasty woman; the mother of all nasty women. A woman of questionable ethics.

That masterbitch got me kicked out of the theater.

by travelmop February 9, 2010

Masterbathon

a masterbathon is a day that you stay home from school "sick" so you can beat off so many times that you are dry and chaffed and can't walk so the next day you have to stay home and do it all over again

Mike: "Damn jimmy has been out of school all week"
Steve: "I konw he must be having a masterbathon"

by LifeguardSteve April 27, 2004

miserbitch

A miserable women\girl, a play on the words miserable and bitch

What's wrong with you, your such as miserbitch

by mitch00uk March 28, 2015

Grand Master Bitch Nigga

A bitch nigga so adept in his ways that he’s given a “grand master” title.

My brother, Matt, is a grand master bitch nigga because even bitch niggas don”t mess with him.

by Aerospace12 October 15, 2020

Masterbathe

The act of masturbating in the shower or bath.

"Dude i was in a dry spell for a while and had blue-balls, so i took a shower and masterbathed"

by memofukka June 5, 2010

Masterbit

The act of dishonestly gaining Fitbit steps by shaking one's arm in an up and down motion.

Wow, he just passed 15,000 steps today. I still consider myself ahead because he got his steps by masterbitting.

by Mac007 March 18, 2014

Masterbite

Masterbite is where you suck your own dick for pleasure. Some People may think its impossible but bendey people can.

Oh My God i had a tight masterbite last night.

by Jacob && Harry August 5, 2008