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Masterbathon 

a masterbathon is a day that you stay home from school "sick" so you can beat off so many times that you are dry and chaffed and can't walk so the next day you have to stay home and do it all over again
Mike: "Damn jimmy has been out of school all week"
Steve: "I konw he must be having a masterbathon"
Masterbathon by LifeguardSteve April 27, 2004

miserbitch 

A miserable women\girl, a play on the words miserable and bitch
miserbitch by mitch00uk March 28, 2015

Grand Master Bitch Nigga 

A bitch nigga so adept in his ways that he’s given a “grand master” title.
My brother, Matt, is a grand master bitch nigga because even bitch niggas don”t mess with him.

Masterbathe 

"Dude i was in a dry spell for a while and had blue-balls, so i took a shower and masterbathed"
Masterbathe by memofukka June 5, 2010
The act of dishonestly gaining Fitbit steps by shaking one's arm in an up and down motion.
Wow, he just passed 15,000 steps today. I still consider myself ahead because he got his steps by masterbitting.
Masterbit by Mac007 March 18, 2014

Masterbite 

Masterbite is where you suck your own dick for pleasure. Some People may think its impossible but bendey people can.
Oh My God i had a tight masterbite last night.
Masterbite by Jacob && Harry August 5, 2008