masterbathing

The act of bathing thoroughly and for a lenghty period of time.
If you are in the shower for more than 45 minutes, you are masterbathing.
by CaptainOJ June 10, 2007
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masterbathing

Masterbathing is the act of bating with your masters or daddy's ,dan and phil.
i'm masterbathing with my daddy's dan and phil. I would do anything they say, they are my masters.
Dil Howlter often masterbathes with his masters dan and phil.
by mirror butt March 07, 2016
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Masterbathe

"Dude i was in a dry spell for a while and had blue-balls, so i took a shower and masterbathed"
by memofukka June 05, 2010
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Masterbatheing

To jerk off in the bathtub. It only counts if you come in the bath water and continue bathing afterwards.
"Were you masterbatheing this morning when I came over?" "Yeah, and I've been skeeving all day from swimming in my own stew from."
by Smith Jerrod December 04, 2012
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Masterbathing

When you're taking a bath, jacking off and then bathing in your own semen.
"Goddamn it David, your masterbathing clogged the drain again!"

"Yeah, Kirk seems like a smart guy, but he's just too busy masterbathing to actually teach us."

Masterbathing is more private and intimate than dunk-tank-wanking.
by Tha 69 Boize January 19, 2013
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Masterbathing

Bathing with the warm water running while the drain is also open, allowing continuous waterflow to ensure maximum comfort and pleasure for the bather.
Tad was masterbathing for over an hour today, and now there's no hot water left!
by SmitsMckey March 16, 2021
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Golden Masterbathing

The act of urinating while jerking off in the bathtub. It only counts if you come in the bath water and continue bathing afterwards.
"Did you masterbathe this morning?" "Yeah, and I've been skeeving all day from swimming in my own stew." I love golden masterbathing.
by Smith Jerrod December 04, 2012
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