Goober Gobble

Basically a blowjob, but sloppy and typically accompanied by sounds that resemble a turkey.

MAN 1: Hey man, im gonna have my goober gobbled by Shitlana tonight!
MAN 2: Nice dude. i got Emily to gobber my goober last week.

by Tibber November 27, 2017

Masterbae

Term used to describe you dominant hand as your significant other. The masterbae will never leave you.

Guy 1: Man, I'm sorry Gina left you.
Guy2: It's OK, I still have the masterbae.

by Tibber April 29, 2015

NSUL

An initialism that stands for "Nigga Shut Up Lol"

G1: Hey Jackson, you think fish are wet?
G2: NSUL

by Tibber September 30, 2017