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Mastercrafted 

When a person or persons get run over and or cut up by a boat while in a body of water.
Dick: Did you hear about John the other day?

Jane: No I didn't, what happened?

Dick: He fell asleep on his water tube, and his ass got mastercrafted!!!

Jane: Damn! what a dumb bitch.
Mastercrafted by Lokiofcali September 19, 2011

Mastercard Moment

An event that would be appropriately defined as "priceless". This is not to be confused with a "Kodak Moment" because not all Mastercard Moments should be seen again.
"Did you see that Barista glare at me? I laughed so hard I was crying. It was a Mastercard Moment."

MasterClashers 

MasterClashers, more like I ate a massive burger just now could you give me my french fries cause I'm still hungry

Good Ebening Masterclass 

When a team plays against a Unai Emery side, dominates the entire match and doesn't score and then the Unai Emery side scores in the 91st minute.
That Villareal win over Bayern was a Good Ebening Masterclass

Masterofallseals 

Also known as Sealy, seals, and sealz

A Roblox user that is known for purchasing the most amount of in game currency on the platform.
Also known for flexing on most users with his well known dominus praefectus with fiery horns combination.
Wow MasterOfAllSeals is really rich!

mastercaker

when a boy masterbates with a cake
-when he sticks his penis in a cake and humps
the baker is a mastercaker