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MasterCock 

The Big dick bastard that has a cock with a mind of its own. there are times when the mastercock gets what it wants simply because he has decided to reveal himself to the hottest girl in the room and without delay, the owner of the said mastercock is in a bathroom or nearby broom closet with his pants open and that fine girl that no one else can bang is on her knees gagging and loving it.

MasterCock is the one that decides what girl he fucks and what girl he refuses

you may think your dtf but mastercock says she ain't up to standards than an hour later it's rockhard because it has found its target

that closet hotty that you never suspected to be such a dirty little freak.
well the mastercock has spoken and now that fine bitch is chokin on my dick
MasterCock by AXXLEROD October 10, 2020

master cock 

The act of peeing without holding ones penis. In essence the cock is control thus it is the master. It also asserts its dominance over other cocks who cannot achieve this feat, making it the greatest cock thus adequately named the master cock
Girl: Eww why didn't you wash your hands after peeing?
Guy: Its ok, I master cocked it.
master cock by peppy the poopdaddy October 15, 2011

mastercaker

when a boy masterbates with a cake
-when he sticks his penis in a cake and humps
the baker is a mastercaker

Masterlock 

Poorly made shit for shit lock. There are several ways to unlock it without picks. It's possible and extremely easy to make a shim out of a soda can and unlock it.
Jack thought his bike was secure with his Masterlock, but the next day someone guessed his combination in 3 minutes and rode off into the sunset.
Masterlock by A man in a suit October 10, 2005

Masterfucked 

The superlative needed when "fucked" just isn't a good enough description.
"That midterm masterfucked the shit out of me."
Masterfucked by isteratter October 23, 2010

Masterbooking 

Hitting the "like" button on your own Facebook status.
Have you noticed how William always "likes" his own status? It's like he's masterbooking or something.
Masterbooking by lrchtr December 7, 2009
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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