Mastercrafted

When a person or persons get run over and or cut up by a boat while in a body of water.

Dick: Did you hear about John the other day?

Jane: No I didn't, what happened?

Dick: He fell asleep on his water tube, and his ass got mastercrafted!!!

Jane: Damn! what a dumb bitch.

by Lokiofcali September 19, 2011

Mastercraft

An American world class waterski boat

"Dave owns a mastercraft boat"

by A.C.E June 30, 2006

mastercraftful

Exceedingly craftful; highly intelligent with respect to certain skill or craft

Kevin is so mastercraftful, he can make a womans bra out of coconut fiber.

by Unnamedfantasyfootballguy August 21, 2019

mastercraftful

Exceedingly craftful; master of certain craft or skill.

His mastercraftful drafting strategy won him the 2018 fantasy football championship.

by Unnamedfantasyfootballguy August 21, 2019