Mastercrafted

When a person or persons get run over and or cut up by a boat while in a body of water.

Dick: Did you hear about John the other day?

Jane: No I didn't, what happened?

Dick: He fell asleep on his water tube, and his ass got mastercrafted!!!

Jane: Damn! what a dumb bitch.

by Lokiofcali September 19, 2011

Mastercraft

An American world class waterski boat

"Dave owns a mastercraft boat"

by A.C.E June 30, 2006

mastercraftful

Exceedingly craftful; highly intelligent with respect to certain skill or craft

Kevin is so mastercraftful, he can make a womans bra out of coconut fiber.

by Unnamedfantasyfootballguy August 21, 2019

mastercraftful

Exceedingly craftful; master of certain craft or skill.

His mastercraftful drafting strategy won him the 2018 fantasy football championship.

by Unnamedfantasyfootballguy August 21, 2019

Mastercraftwich

A Mastercraftwich is when you, your girl, your friend and his girl are on a Mastercraft Wakeboard boat- all busted up on bender juice- and while you are "blastin" your girl spread eagle at the stern of the boat. your boy picks up his girl...throws her on your back so you can feel titties on your chest and back now...and then he proceeds to hit her off while she smacks your ass!

Yo Jive Turkey...lets take these two Minnesota Twins on the wakeboard whip fo a lil Mastercraftwich!

by Tankhead June 27, 2007

mastercrate

a man or women touching their self’s.

“i mastercrate for the 8th time today”.

by meandkforever April 5, 2022