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mastercate

eat, snack, often confused with masterBate.
stop mastercating, i can see your wenis
don't mastercate, it'll ruin your appitite for me, baby, rawr!!!
mastercate by Anna and Jessa December 28, 2005

Masterbathon 

a masterbathon is a day that you stay home from school "sick" so you can beat off so many times that you are dry and chaffed and can't walk so the next day you have to stay home and do it all over again
Mike: "Damn jimmy has been out of school all week"
Steve: "I konw he must be having a masterbathon"
Masterbathon by LifeguardSteve April 27, 2004

masterhater

Someone that hates people who masterbate or purposely blocks them from doing so by stealing their porn or not allowing them to download, buy, or view any.
Mother: You shouldn't be reading Playboy!!!
Son: You masterhater!!!
masterhater by Neoni November 17, 2006

Masterdate

When you take yourself out on dates; dating yourself. You already know what you're into, likes, dislikes, hobbies, etc... Dating yourself also allows you the freedom to have a great time, all the time, and never have to hear "you're not paying attention to me" or other forms of bitching and nagging. You are free to mingle with whom you please and are able to spend time enjoying life and being happy.

Could come off as self-centered, egotistic, or conceited to those who don't understand how hard it is to find someone as awesome as you are.
(A)"What are your plans for tomorrow?"

"Oh I'm going to masterdate."

"Huh?"

"I didn't stutter... and this is why I date myself.."

(B)"If I could marry myself I would, so for now I am a masterdater."
Masterdate by Socks Owlgorithm April 21, 2011

mastacate 

mastacate by GurnMon October 10, 2005

mastercaker

when a boy masterbates with a cake
-when he sticks his penis in a cake and humps
the baker is a mastercaker